Make sure you make someone happy before the day ends, even if that someone is you.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
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Isn't it true? we humans are so mean and ugly
Getting a Haircut
Women’s version:
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms – see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Men’s version:
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.
I Love You In Big Ways
I Love You In Small Ways
I Love You This Minute
And I'll Love You Always
I Love You For What You Are
I Love You For What You'll Be
But Most Of All Baby
I Love You For Loving Me!
Send out twinkling moonbeams as smiles of delight
Gift us all with love’s vision of bountiful peace
Pour out joy that every beauty filled impulse increase.
Find a song that fills your heart
Feel a beat that sets you free
Embrace the dance of who you’re meant to be.

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